UT4 Community sex appeal (or lack thereof)

[detox]

Let me start off this post by saying no homo, but I just watched those youtube vids from the ctf exhibition lan and what I saw was repulsive. There is a severe lack of hygiene, exercise, and self-awareness present in this community. I even witnessed a man on man massage in one clip WTF.



Maybe I'm just spoiled coming from a community where I get to see selfies of Sonic's glistening muscles and Rain styling in pics straight out of a calvin klein ad. There were a few redeeming individuals (bleh, numb, phr) that looked like normal dudes but other than that I was pretty disgusted with what I saw. Maybe I'm over-exaggerating but I feel like this may just be the tip of the iceberg and the worst is yet to be seen. If people are proactive, the community might be presentable in time for the full release before we start losing sponsors.

Solution:
- Eat a clean diet full of lean meats, veggies, and fruit.
- Lasik eye surgery or at least contacts.
- Well kept facial hair. ie: PACO's well-groomed beard resembling King Leonidas (maybe a descendant?)
- Exercise.

[kevinsan1ty]

detox speaks the truth. It's well known that the UT99 community was by far the sexiest gaming community. UT4 is an aesthetic shambles, and Epic must answer for this. I think the biggest problem is half time in CTF matches. The downtime allows players to calm their heart rates, slowing metabolisms. UT99 was an HIIT nightmare. Sprint, jump, dodge, die. NO BREAKS.

[rev]

Where are these videos you speak of

[DREW-TANg]

tox where have you been man

You should've posted your gym mirror selfie to set a good example.

[Cookiemonster]

Could someone move this post to prounreal?

[RickJames]

Agreed. See, the problem is that competitors from games other than ut99 never exercised their reflexes or developed the cardiovascular endurance to compete in a fast paced title. Hence they became out of shape and complacent. I think it's clear who we want representing our community and leadership

[blackout\\]

detox you still owe me a horchata you fuck.

[Numb]

Needs more squirrel appeal tbh.

[Sonic|^]

[BUDDY]

[Cookiemonster]

What's up with the change of skin color under your arm? Suspicious, tbh.

[DREW-TANg]

rofl numb

This is now a UT4 Halloween bread

[Numb]

[lavak3]

I always knew Numb was really a Black cat.

[lavak3]

[DREW-TANg]

[Cookiemonster]

**Posting this to claim Drew is a serial killer so I can reap karma on reddit later. Thanks for your time.

[pb]

That's not a fair picture. I'm usually quite the looker.