oh kyle

[kud]

apparently I wrote a poem about kyle once. too good to not share. shine on you crazy diamond

oh kyle
thrown into this tournament of kings
oh kyle
great at ut but lacks at other things
oh kyle
this trophy will outshine your wedding ring
oh kyle
i would've beat you first round but rootsoft hacked my fucking ping

oh kyle
when i first met you, you had tits
oh kyle
once a month you'd have a fit
oh kyle
many teenage dreams you ripped
when you revealed you had a dick

oh kyle

[rev]

This is amazing.

[blade]

LOL. Hilarious stuff kud. Especially the second part hahaha..

For those that may be new to the community and not know about it, back in the day kyle went by nick of maryjane and people thought he was a girl. He went along with it and it all ended as a massive UT scandal. He later posted logs of people trying to flirt with him and have cybersex with him. Funniest stuff ever LOL

[Sonic|^]

[csnafk]

Pure gold. Kud for prez

[SunnY]

man. this poem spoke to me on so many levels. 10/10

[Darkside]

Thank you internet

[HULKSMASH]

10/10

Please write more UT inspired poetry

[blade]

Moral of the story that kyle taught us (and the HU/pixie scene): don't believe everything you see on the internet. If somebody says they're a girl, DON'T TAKE THEIR WORD WITHOUT A FEW PICS! You might be getting trolled for later embarrassment

Makes me wonder if kyle still has the logs he posted back then of people trying to flirt with him when the scandal broke throughout the zpworld community. I need to find kyle. I remember he tried to get some logs off me while in maryjane mode but never succeeded. One of the advantages of being an emotionless robot